Blurring the lines between Motley Crüe and Mary Poppins it's PINK STËËL. Gay metal! Well, gayer metal. You know how the average Metal is "Grr, we're fucking Metal! Lookit all the leather!" Then they put out that one ballad to "move units" and you see the lead guy with his Ovation acoustic in the video, crying, surrounded by candles and torn-up pictures of that hot model girlfriend any sane man would have clung to like a life raft in shark infested waters, and he's got a ring in each nipple and he's crying even harder by this time and you think to yourself "Hey! What the fuck! My metal is fucking queer!"

No friend, your metal is merely lame. This metal is Queer! Cut to the chase! Mosh into the PIT OF GAY.

PINK STËËL
Thanks to KGBeat