My God... it's full of cheeze
80s tv themes.com offers up a fairly large Real Audio collection of unbearably chirpy 80's commercial jingles. Probably the only thing in the universe that could make modern commercials like the Geico Gecko seem hip and jaded.
Don't avoid this just for not wanting Real Player on your machine-- less intrusive, older versions of it work fine.
» Have a Coke and a Smile @ [80s tv themes.com]
» Real Player @ [old version]