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Most of My Friends Are Two-Thirds Water
“Sexy blond aliens invade New York City?” Kelly Link’s clever short SCI-FI story Most of My Friends Are Two-Thirds Water as performed by Alex Wilson. Available in a variety of audio formats.
Most of My Friends Are Two-Thirds Water [spokenalex.org]
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Screenhead is an online review of funny shit. Gross Photoshop humor, idiotic Flash animations, laughable Japanese commercials—updated twelve times a day.

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