Carl Lewis.com. We had some other noisy wordbarf up here trying to explain the appeal of this cringe–fest, but we kept overshooting it. Basically it's a short Quicktime where you're being allowed the opportunity to feel genuinely vastly much cooler than an athlete who has achieved more than you likely will, ever. One hundred and ten percent cooler. We were tipped off to this by golden fiddle.com.

Music Video 1 [Carl Lewis.com via golden fiddle.com]