"Music" artist Channing's site sells this single as an "amazing video, featuring 3D effects, muscles and other well-toned body parts." Reader Greg tipped us off to this inspid European techno-horror with the following note, which encapsulates the experience better than anything we could think of: "The weirdest part about this Fanta commercial gone gay soft porno is that it's not a commercial promoting the product, but is Channing's music video for her single. It's apparently big in Italy. It is really stupid here."

We actually have a newfound respect for the intellectual depths reached by Whoop! there it is.

Channing - "Bootsy Bootsy Boom" [channingwebsite] Thanks to Greg.