This one goes out to all of you other fine people who don't get these goofy mini-holidays like President's Day off either. You other folks go on and drink your $5 milkshakes from Starbucks and watch Meatballs III on cable, we'll keep the society warm and not taken over by China for you until you wake up from your diabetic coma and can get back to work.

Fuck the Shit [break.com] (not worksafe, but your boss didn't come in today anyway)