The trailer for the Man In Black biopic staring Jojoba Phoenix is up at Yahoo. Staring Reese Witherspoon and Jabba Phoenix. Staring Jibba Jabba Phoenix... Jiblober Phoenix - fuck it- staring, John Smith, okay? Quit being so fucking clever with your names, Hollywood, no one is impressed. Now we're so irritated with his foofy name we've lost our train of thought.

Right, the trailer: advance word on John Smith's performance is abuzz with Oscar talk. Hope the academy has a few spare little gold naked men statues kicking around to get John Smith Phoenix's name engraved properly.

Walk The Line Trailer [Yahoo]