The all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world

They're remaking Fight Club, and by "they" we mean "Bollywood" and by "remaking" we mean "as a musical." This is fantastic. We would pay 200, possibly 300 cents to see this... that princely sum likely being roughly %100 more than Rising Star paid anyone for the rights to this title (we're guessing). We almost pity Hollywood having to compete with this sort of thing-- what would you part with a buck to watch, the most recent shitty CG wankfest with overpaid whoever in it, or a fairly recent western cultural semi-homo touchstone re-interpreted into a swarthy musical? No wonder Hollywood tries so hard to region code things.
Anyway, watch two trailers and four music video promos for this thing at Twitch film.
Bollywood's Riding the Remake Train Again ... This Time It's Fight Club [twitchfilm]
The (Rising Star) Fight Club site
