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Jesusfish
Gonzo research group/filmmakers/iPod battery nonsense busters* The Neistat Brothers teach us how to kill and resurrect a goldfish. While certainly cool, we don’t know what we learned by this, but we are pretty sure someone is on the express elevator straight to Hell. Fortunately goldfish have about 7 seconds of memory.
Goldfish Holding [neistat.com]
Reminds us not one bit of Putting the “Aaaagh! Jesus!” back into “Amen, Jesus”
* We should note the ipod/neistat bros. thing remains for many in some dispute.
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