The first trailer for Serenity, the movie version of the dead before its time Fox "space western" show/DVD zombie Firefly hits the Apple trailer site today at 4pm, EST. The trailer will also be on the big screen this Friday, likely with The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

The film versions of well-liked yet somehow non-viable Fox television hiccups Greg The Bunny, Futurerama, Arrested Development and Wonderfalls not in the works, ever. Because Fox fucking hates you peasants and detests you for insisting on trying to watch their pretty network with your dirty eyes. Thinking about it, our irritation goes all the way back to VR.5. We wish Tom DeLay would let Fox Television handle his living will.

Serenity trailer [apple]