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How To Get Your Girlfriend to Say Yes

analhowto1.JPG-to anal sex, 50s instructional video style. The audio track says things like, surprisingly, "how to get your girl to have anal sex" in a chipper instructor's voice, so it's not work safe in that regard, but is otherwise good, harmless, horribly misogynistic fun.

On the other hand, here is some outright non-worksafe crotch-first pornography, in which a woman is interrupted masturbating by her daughter. More odd than funny, as the mom stops neither her activity, NOR THE TAPING OF IT. Judge for yourself, but it's not the least bit worksafe unless you're a gynecologist, or your job is editing together footage of Armstrong Williams speaking. We include it for the WTF factor, but it's a bit of downer.

How To Get Your Girlfriend to Say Yes [kicken.com]
Mother Caught [totally crap]
Both in QuickTime.