We're pointing to a video over at Double Agent which is part of their Intelligence series, in which helpful ladies report back on their weird, unnatural feminine secrets for all of us clueless Y chromosome-toting humps. In this short production, it's revealed what girls get up to when the lucky fella goes for a post-coital shower. Turns out girls like to snoop, so we're advised on how to prepare for that, how to make sure we're deemed acceptable, you know, to be certain that we come across as having, as Agent Jesse puts it, "potential."

Well, very good. Handy stuff to know. We'd like to instead offer the much better advice in this age of the internet and all the information it can quickly turn up of leaving a picture of the girl's mom to be discovered among your private things, rather than your own. Perhaps with some signs of "use", if you get our drift. We feel it's good to have a relationship with a lot of layers, you know? Little intrigue to keep breakfast spicy.

Jesse's Surveillance briefing (Flash video) [Double Agent]