Bibi rounds up some of the broodier films in the public domain floating around on the interweb, like F. W. Murnau's Faust and Fritz Lang's M. We've featured a few of these individually before, but all at once like this they make a great backdrop for drinking absinthe and cursing the nature of man, which is, like most things philosophical and whiney, a lot more satisfying if done while at work. You can get away with this sort of thing as long as you're clever: most absinthe looks like mountain dew, and a lot of these look like German language courses. Also, bring the sheet cake to the next birthday hump thing. Sheet cake smoothes over a lot of bad behavior.

Expressionist Films' Party [bibi's box]