We're not Texans, we agree with Kinky Friedman about halfway on stuff, and we aren't too sure how much Texas will actually be left for him to govern after God finishes punishing it for what the gays are doing, but we're linking to Kinky's first "Kinkytoon" in his bid to be governor of Texas because we're fully behind a governor and eventual president with the nickname "Big Dick."

Kinkytoon no.1 [kinkyfriedman.com]
Thanks to Jacob