We can't believe they got Cheney to fit on one page like that
Ogga. Booga.
Forbes offers up Celebrity Halloween Masks for you to print out and scare the tits off your coworkers with. Cultural humdrum like Mel Gibson not so scary, you whine? Trust us, grown person, run about the office with an effigy of Martha Stewart on your grill and see how long it takes for security to show up and grab each elbow.
We find the lack of corneas on Trump really lets his inner flesh-eating zombie shine on through.
Halloween Masks [Forbes.com] (With thanks to Ryan)