Website The Toilet offers us a few suggestions to make our lives better. How about a handy Disabled Canine Mobility Assistant? "Sure, he won’t be able to control the direction he’s going in, but his senseless wandering will provide countless hours of welcome distraction for you and your family while you cope with the never-ending nightmare that your life has become."

No-Stick Glue? Horse Pants that are not just pants for a horse, but Wrinkle-Free?

This is a glorious time to be alive.

Useless inventions [The Toilet]