Finally a bridge for the gap between the Wikipedia, and what drinking antifreeze has done to Courtney Love's mind. We learned today about the Vampire Watermelon, the Slim Shady Algorithm, and it has this to say on the topic of Adolph Hitler :

"In 1492, Oprah was admitted into the hospital for a paper cut. Oprah claimed the pain was quite severe, thus she ended up staying in the hospital several days with an IV attached to her for secreting pain medication and Slim Fast."

Which leads us naturally to Dr. Phil :
"Oprah kidnapped Blade and raped him. She carried the pregnancy for seven months. Dr. Phil had gotten very big inside of her, and Oprah didn't want stretch marks, so she aborted him using her extremely long and gnarling fingernails."

We can feel our brains getting larger, and it excites us.
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