We know you can't go minute without knowing what tube is where and which political grandstander has the grip on this political football, so we link to the Terri Schiavo Status Firefox Plugin. Enjoy the security of Firefox while being razor sharp on the only story that matters.

The Terri Schiavo Status Firefox Plugin [Nik Martin]

Also, in case you've missed it, the raw genius of web comic/voice of reason Get Your War On's take on The Tube.

Finally, we wish these people were fucking around. No such luck.