Vice Magazine offers up tips on how to kill your parents and get rid of the bodies, so that one might avoid the mucking about in court endured by the Menendez Twins. After a quick tutorial which amounts to "chop your folks up into tiny bits, and and dump them down the main septic pipe", which we found to be potentially useful, Vice offers this disclaimer:

"Editor’s note: Look, we heard about this method of corpse disposal from a friend of ours who was in jail and listened to two guys who were trying to impress everyone in the cafeteria by talking about it. We don't know how this could more clearly be a joke for us, but our lawyer thinks we could get in trouble if we don’t say it. So, readers, listen very carefully. This is a fucking joke. Don’t kill your parents, or anyone else, and don’t chop up their bodies. We are just riffing around with you here. Be good."

we're not going to tell anyone what not to do; we don't have a lawyer and we're sick of there being like fifty people on line every time we try to use the express lane at the food store. Also, we wonder if it's possible to sharpen the edges of an ice cream scoop.

Parent Killers Need To Be Smart About The Next Step [Vice Magazine ]

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