Dr. Hate wants to help you worthless jelly doughnuts get your shit together. The Doctor loves you. The Doctor has a three step plan:

"Hello again, fat face. Congratulations on your decision to continue fighting the war on fat. It's a relief to see that you aren't as cowardly as you are obese. But let us dispense with pleasantries. There are three steps you must take right now. These are essential before we proceed to any further:
Step One: Hate Your Body
Step two: Declare War On Your Body
Step Three: Accept The Rules Of War

The Doctor Hate Diet "Channel the Hate..Lose The Weight"