Progressive Boink supplies new and improved captions for the January/February 1990 issue of Nintendo Power. Better late than never.

"Nintendo is sensitive to the needs of it's underdeveloped customers, and thus has created the classic puffy jacket. Create the illusion of bulk while continuing to support your favorite plumbing duo."

The captions are indeed funny, but the crap Nintendo actually sold to people for real gives them a run for their money.

The 1990 World of Nintendo Catalog [Progressive Boink]