"1578- Brave American pilgrims wrest their hard-fought independence from the oppressive grip of their Native American leaders. A time of prosperity and thanksgiving begins. Covered wagons and eagles are soon invented by Thomas Edison. Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief, and finally begin to enjoy slavery. America has found peace. Two hundred years later... The Native Americans come back. And this time they've brought company. The Vikings. The most highly trained assassins on the planet."

After that, Jay Pinkerton's action movie spoof staring The Rock, Skeet Ulrich, Michel Ironside and that British guy gets kind of silly.

Thanksgiving: The Movie [Jay Pinkerton]

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