Terry Schiavo fanfiction.
Hideous, dirty, satirical Terry Schiavo fanfiction. Very wrong.

"'Heh, she's certainly livelier than my wife is', he [ Tom Delay] thought to himself bitterly. He cast his eyes over at the faintly stirring Terri, who was staring at the ceiling with those lovely dark eyes and drooling quietly to herself."

That was the only clean bit. We're going to hell just for linking to it.

Not Without My Court-Ordered Injunction To Reinsert The Feeding Tube [Iridium]

Get your face in there or Jesus will be sad.