Mark just wants a motorized couch
"I want to build a motorized couch."
"You came to the right place.”

See Mark plan and build his motorized couch with the help of a few well-wired friends.

What to do with a motorized couch once you have it, you ponder?
You take it to The Burning Man festival, and propose marriage to your sweetheart in the middle of a wasteland while on a pressure point induced-high, of course, using a silver ring with a microchip -controlled series of led lights blinking merrily.

This guy does ten more hip things before breakfast than most people will do in a hash joint in Belgium with a team of helper monkeys.
Kudos, sir.