Rock, Paper, My Dad Will Totally Sue Your Dad Dude
Lessee... paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, scissors beats what looks like a little back history of some light bullying. We wonder how many times in this kid's life he was warned not to do exactly this. We also wonder how this sort of thing happened in a dorm room with not one utterance of "just a flesh wound." Perhaps the camera didn't pick it up.
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