A while back we linked to Goodie Bag TV's short CoedsWithColds.com, which we assumed wrote itself but turns out it was inspired by the marble mouthed ramblings of Robert from porn site BustyAdventures. Here then is a complied clip of Robert plying his charms upon unsuspecting young ladies while on his way to the dairy section. Sort of sounds like Borat fresh from a gas leak and a trip to the dentist.

Robert's Busty Grammar Adventures [Goodie Bag TV]
With thanks to Kirby