Reach out and touch someone. No, a little harder
Eugene Mirman fields a couple of calls from some Christians who choose to overlook the whole "love, compassion and tolerance" side of that crazy book thing.
"So, you want me to switch to less gay phone company, is that accurate?"
Phone Company Traditional Family.MP3
Phone Company Traditional Family II.MP3
Via the previously linked to and much loved Eugene Mirman.com. (Warning, click that and you'll being signing the A-Team theme for the rest of the day.)