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“The Proud Mary Montage”
“The Proud Mary Montage” (.wmv) The hell that is American Idol, in handy tarball form. Kiss whatever faith you cling to adiós, las señoras y getlemen.
But one of the many inkwells of thick schadenfreude to be found at the Game Show Network’s Video Wall.
Also, Kawsone’s adorable windup bombs. The most snuggly widdle politcal statement since Ralph Nader. In QuickTime.
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Screenhead is an online review of funny shit. Gross Photoshop humor, idiotic Flash animations, laughable Japanese commercials—updated twelve times a day.

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