Web site The Endangered Man knows all about ninjas. You need to know all about ninjas too. Equipment is explained :

"HAND CLAWS : At some point in their life, every single Ninja will go flying up the trunk of a conifer tree and fire an arrow into another man's eye. These are for that."

"SECTIONED STAFF : Let's just say that if a Ninja starts swinging this thing around, in a pet store for instance, every single pet would be killed in five seconds."

"EAGLE CATCHER : Ninjas can show you your own heart before you die, but in order to yank it from your chest in one smooth motion, they must train with this."

Ninjitsu [Endangered Man]With thanks to Ben

In fact, the Endangered Man has a lot to say about many things.