My Pet Fat
My Pet Fat, your little gelatinous lipid buddy that tags along to remind you that you're a freak... should the chest pains, shortness of breath, low self-esteem, high irritability, hypertension, and general discomfort fail to do it for you.
Seriously, this is most freakn' Fight Club product we've ever seen. `Cept maybe for this.
Also, how to order at an In and Out Burger, and what all that nonsense on the Starbucks menu is.
My Pet Fat with thanks to Claire