How to get fired and injure a whole bunch of people
Why put one eye out when you can blind a group? Make a claymore-style shrapnel dispersing mine out of a magic marker, and finally get that prick who eats your clearly marked snack food into the ER like he deserves. A continuation of Bleach Eating Freaks' Office Bricolage initiative.
Micro-Claymore [Bleach Eating Freaks]
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