Heroic Destiny Squad
Heroic Destiny Squad : the world's #1 real life professional hero team.
" You might be surprised that Ayer Hyne, or God, is a cyborg T-Rex with machine gun arms. But it’s pretty obvious if you think about it."
After that it gets weird. They're cool with fat chicks joining the squad, however, but not for candlelight vigils.
Real heroes use flamethrowers.