"Pleasureman Gunther is set to have the biggest smash-hit of the summer with his fantastic debut single 'Ding Dong Song'. The four main things in Gunther's life are Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect! He has only started his mission to go out in the world and spread the message of Love."

Truth is we've spent the last half hour trying to figure out what jeans or cellphone company created Gunther to be the corporate version of Mahir with which to virally hawk their wares to "won't sit still for a TV ad like good little spuds" Gens Y and X, but we could find nothing. We imagine the product tie-in will make itself known at some point.

Gunther