Jean Reno impersonating He-Man arch-nemesis Skeletor pimps his own brand of ridiculously tiny Ben Franklinesque eyewear in Japan. Evidently hawking things with your name on it is an even bigger deal over there than it is here. [Japander] In QuickTime.

How to Kiss Lou's Ass. [i am bored] (Flash, SFW)

How to knit a Chicken Viking Hat. [Aloha Media]

And- we don't normally link to articles, but here's a great uk Observer article on how to beat the French waitstaff. "Outwit", we mean, not "beat" as in "with a bat", but we certainly understand if you made that assumption.
How to play the French service game ... and win [Observer]