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Where hamsters fear to burrow
Herein lies the tale of Lemmiwinks, the heroic analy-inserted hamster from TV’s South Park that just wants to see his way out of the dark hole he has found himself thrust into. Much like Kevin Federline, we assume.
The Tale of Lemmiwinks [sthompson]
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Screenhead is an online review of funny shit. Gross Photoshop humor, idiotic Flash animations, laughable Japanese commercials—updated twelve times a day.

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