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January182005

Where hamsters fear to burrow

Filed under Humor: Butt

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Herein lies the tale of Lemmiwinks, the heroic analy-inserted hamster from TV’s South Park that just wants to see his way out of the dark hole he has found himself thrust into. Much like Kevin Federline, we assume.

The Tale of Lemmiwinks [sthompson]

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