Asian Pride Porn [atom films]
“Omarion was in London during the tragic bombings that struck this morning,” a statement by the singer’s publicist AR PR Marketing, released hours after the bombings, said. ...Making no mention of the fatalities or casualties of the blasts, the singer’s statement concluded, “He would like his fans to pray that he has a safe trip and a safe return home. He appreciates your support. He [Omarion ] was in London for Saturday’s Live 8 show, his publicist Shana Gilmore told Reuters from Los Angeles. Asked why anyone should pray for him, Gilmore said, “He wasn’t hurt or anything, but just the fact that he was there and all that.”
"Just the fact that he was there and all that."
Why, how dare he. According to Omarion's website, he didn't. More after the jump...
Contrary to statements made in the article, Omarion is in no way affiliated with the firm, AR PR Marketing, nor is 'publicist Shana Gilmore' a legitimate publicist acting on behalf of the artist. "Statements and sentiments appearing in a Reuters-syndicated article (Thu Jul 7, 2005 9:22 PM BST) and attributed to the American R&B singer Omarion were never made by the performer. Contrary to statements made in the article, Omarion is in no way affiliated with the firm, AR PR Marketing, nor is "publicist Shana Gilmore" a legitimate publicist acting on behalf of the artist. Omarion regrets any confusion and sends his thoughts and prayers to the families of the victims of this horrific tragedy. "
AR PR Marketing do list the May release of Omarion 's album "O" on their site as one of the projects they've handled, we did not find any other marketing firm connected to the album.
So? Well, we figure it's like this: either Omarion is doing some mighty necessary backpedaling after one amazingly ass-headed statement, or AR PR Marketing person Shana Gilmore is clinically insane. We don't know which one is the truth, or that these are mutually exclusive truths, and the second we finish typing this, we'll likely forget both names completely until we get an angry threatening email of some sort.
· In London, uninjured singer Omarion seeks prayers [Reuters]
· Omarion online
· AR PR marketing
Busted [Chilloutzone]
Unfortunately that Axel F frog ringtone thing is a massive hit, and so the inevitable wacky radio DJ hop-ons (sorry) result: "Following the mania surrounding the Crazy Frog ringtone, a bunch of DJs including Radio 1s Wes Butters got together to record an appropriate response. "
Against our better judgement : Pondlife - Ring Ding Ding [Wanadoo]
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Jeff Gannon/Egghead from the old Batman show/Guckert or whomever presses his duplicitous yet well-toned ass against the outer limit of his allotted Warhol 15 with an appearance on Real Time With Bill Maher. Fish in a barrel hilarity ensues.
Gannon/Guckert Appears On 'Real Time' [Dem Bloggers]
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Don't click this link. It's nothing but some pictures of collapsed arseholes.Don't click the link.
Why are you still reading this?
Bosje bloemen [jaggle]
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A preview site for card trick instructional video series Generation Extreme with Brian Tudor. "Warning: Don't buy this DVD. Almost no one can actually do the stuff you're about to see...Minimum recommended daily practice time: 4 hours.... Throughout your training you'll destroy five or more decks per day."
We pity people who try to sell magic as edgy, as even their best efforts are futile given the fact that they are only ever one shy step away from Doug Henning.
Generation Extreme with Brian Tudor [Penguin Magic]
Via Monkeyfilter
The Racial Slur Database - best if used with small children.
And- The Absolute Bottom 50 Fetishes.
More togetherness on Screenhead
·Columbo the Racist Detective Cat
·Little Dolls
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Racist Cartoons
The nice policeman gives a gun lecture to the children. We don't want to ruin the clip that we're linking to by describing it, but we will say we love the balls it takes for him to keep referring to himself as the only one pro enough to handle the weaponry.( Freaky Leon .gif via built from scratch )
]]>We here at Screenhead --and we're speaking for ourselves here, as we're not Gawker-- would like to acknowledge the fact that Limp Bizkit is, of course, the seminal band of our generation, and that we have all of your albums, even the last one. We'd also like to say that, while we normally don't swing this way, we think you, Fred Durst, are possibly the sexiest man alive, and once science allows men to birth children, we'd be honored if you would consider us to be allowed to do so for you. We love that insolent, untamed, "screw off, society!" baseball cap thing you invented which Black people stole from you, and we envy how you say the things we only wish we could say ourselves like "fuck" and "motherfuckerz" and "I hope you know I pack a chain saw, I'll skin your ass raw." Most of all we love that you managed to take the word "nookie" out of the hands of Pat Robertson and other senior citizens, bringing it back down to the streets where it damn well belongs.
We here at Screenhead, which we'd like to point out once again is not Gawker, wish you the best in your proceedings, and we look forward to your next album.
Fred Durst - Touch My Balls And My Ass And Then Sue Gawker (we didn't choose the title for this post, and we apologize unreservedly to you for reprinting it, Fred. We are merely following orders.)
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"Billy's essay assignment causes him to look at the world around him. What will he be when he grows up? Will Billy turn out to be a 'fudge-packer' like his father?"
Life is rough all over, kid.
Billy's Dad is a Fudge-Packer [Gay.com ] In QuickTime.
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The video we're linking to here explains itself in large red letters before it gets underway, so we're not going be redundant, however we will say that our answer is a firm "probably not."
pukedrink [ebaum's world] (wmv file)
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"I like big Bibles I can not lie/ You Christian brothers can’t deny/ When a girl walks in with a KJV*/ And a bookmark in proverbs, You get stoked. "
Thanks, tian. Thanks so much.
"Baby Got Book" by Sir Reads-A-Lot [tian] (.wmv file) [axiomotion]
If that hasn't ruined Sir Mix A Lot's classic paean to Boomphf for ya, try it in Latin
Domina mea exstat a tergo! (via monkeyfilter)
So far, 840 total quick small videos of goofy people injuring themselves through mishap or ill-conceived stunts. Pretty neat if you're A. very, very bored, B. angry, or, C. Spike Lee.
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