Finally babies get the brutally honest review forum they deserve. An excerpt from the critique for 4 week old baby Madison:

"To be blunt, spending a recent afternoon with Madison and her father, whom I used to call friend, was to watch a once vibrant (if flawed) man slowly decay and putrefy before my very eyes. Honestly, how he could be so enamored by this child’s tired, clichéd charms simply boggles the sophisticated mind!"

Baby Review [Chickenhead]
With thanks to John