Ask ThighMaster - practical advice from ThighMaster- (the dame on the left, not the small noisy blue thing between Suzanne Somers' thighs (Gary Coleman, you mean?- voice in ed.'s head 2)(Shutup and type, shitbrain!- voice in ed.'s head1)*) - a babe with a name mildly sillier than our own.

Bill - New York, NY : I punched a little Asian man in the stomach on my way to work for no reason. It felt really good. Which race should I attack next?

Thigh Master: Arabs.

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While we're at it, I Left My Boyfriend For Jesus, which also mentions Suzanne Somers.

*Some of you have asked why a one-writer blog refers to itself in the plural. Now you know.