"Urban life is fraught with daily challenges. We're beset on all sides -- by thoughtless co-workers, oblivious roommates, and even regular strangers on the street -- with the flagrant flouting of the simple rules that govern mundane transactions in society. One such rule, however, is that we don't confront those who transgress against the social order -- and that's a rule Glarkware feels was made to be broken."

Small colorful bits of paper with which to let an asshole know exactly what specific kind of asshole they are, for example the sort of asshole who makes a den out of the book store.

If you use these, please mail us a picture from the ER, we'll post it and send you a foam Sceenhead beer cozy, which has the same sort of effect.

Urban Asshole Notification Cards [glarkware]