Mexican Tourism
Here's a largely unfunny, unconstructive and hurtful Flash toon jab at Mexico and Mexicans and the baby Jesus which we feel just awful about posting, enjoying, and telling others to watch like we are. Awful. Also we... aw crap. While writing this copy we stepped on an adorable baby duckling and crushed its back. It's dying very slowly. This is hard to watch. Hang on... okay, it's dead. Killed it with a pencil. Wait.. nope, still making sounds. There, got it that time. Now we're eating the duck. The duck is delicious. We're monsters. We're got to stop typing out what we're up to like this. Say, this tiny duckling carcass is making us horny.
Oh, we're still typing? Crap. Watch the toon.
Mexican Tourism [American Comedy Network]

Comments
quite insulting... what can we do to meake you understand, you have MEXICAN readers?
Posted by: Erzengel | June 22, 2006 4:54 PM
That's cool, I don't mind if you guys read the site.
Just keep the fucking Swedes off. I will not write to Swedes.
Posted by: dong | June 22, 2006 6:08 PM
You know, the difference is Americans don't live in a fascist dictatorsh-
er, you were saying?
Posted by: Mo! | June 22, 2006 11:06 PM
You know what really cracks me up? Seeing white people get all upset over Mexicans (who are Native Americans) invading 'their' country. I have news for you- all the white people who are upset should go back to Europe if they feel that strongly- I don't remember any of my ancestors issuing permanent visas to any of you people or your hypocritical and murderous ancestors. In fact according to what's laughingly called 'history class', you all couldn't wait to start breeding here, fighting your wars here, bringing slaves to do your work here, or commit genocide here.
White people who can live with different groups, mixed-'race' people and black people who aren't morons- you can stay. The rest of you who are worried about 'Mexicans' (Aztecas, Mixtecas, Incas, and whole other nations of people from central and Latin 'America') taking your jobs and undermining your 'heritage'- there are flights to Europe that leave from coastal airports all day long. Get out and leave the rest of us alone. You can kill each other on your own continents.
Posted by: techmaven | June 22, 2006 11:11 PM
Look, we'll all be speaking Chinese in like nine years anyway. These hostilities are academic at best.
Posted by: dong | June 23, 2006 10:16 AM