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Dana Lyons’ Cows With Guns very effectively given the Flash treatment. We don’t know how fresh this Flash version is, but the song has been knocking around about a decade. If you don’t recognize the title and you’ve listened to a “college” radio station since 1996 or thereabouts you’ll likely enjoy a flashback. Holds up very well, particularly while trying to digest a hoard of barnyard animals as we currently are.
Cows With Guns [3dweb]
Not unlike : The Real Mad Cow
A pretty great Flash toon that lets you strip Santa naked. Kind of like behind the Sbarro at the mall when you were 12, but without that sour used Pabst Blue Ribbon smell, or the “quiet candy.”
Strippin Fatty Santa [newgrounds]
We’ve seen a Flash of what Moby sees when he dreams.
We’re still laughing.
The Real Mad Cow [pimpworks.org] With thanks to Dan
Takes us back to : The Hardee’s Western Bacon Thickburger ad: 56 grams of protein, the hard way
A Flash book report on the immortal How to Kill a Mockingbird.
We’ll admit it’s been a long time since we’ve read this, but we have our doubts. For example, the book didn’t look this thick. Also, the ninjas.
How to Kill a Mockingbird [Stanford.edu. Yes, the Stanford with the 17 Nobel Prize winners on the faculty. No, we don’t get it either.] With thanks to Tian
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Those offended by the opposite of eating might look elsewhere… but then you’d be reading Defamer instead of us by now, wouldn’t you. A Flash toon mediation on the public toilet. Oddly, it’s the music that sells us on this one.
Mighty Poo Bachelorette* [magga flash]
*Anyone who knows the real title is encouraged to offer it up, calling us ignorant names while doing it.
Reminds us of :
·Which way do you poop?
·It’s time to get funky fresh
·Square one
A Flash cartoon with an important lesson for the holiday season : midgets are an untrustworthy, devious people. Never let one get behind you, perhaps consider stepping on and killing the very small ones if you can get away with it. Anything roughly Bono or under should probably go.
Mildly NSFW language, so cranked workplace speakers are not really recommended, unless you’re working in Holland. Don’t make fun of the shoes and Holland just doesn’t give a fuck, does it.
Magical Encounter [Marsdencartoons]
An important Flash for an important question.
Not safe for work unless you’re Michael Powell.
Which way do you poop? [santoalt]
In this short Flash, is the pilot :
1. Discovering a wasp
2. Finding out once and for all “what this shitbucket can handle.”
3. Stevie Wonder
Drubk [lba]With yet more thanks to the mighty Ben.
A Flash on the joys of apartment living, as illustrated by the great Burno Bozzetto.
We’ve had at least two of these people as roommates.
Nuero [Flashtoons]
More Burno Bozzetto
Communication with others can be tricky
Ze frank teaches us how to deal with the insensitive emails of the co-worker in this Flash.
Communication Skills [zefrank.com] With thanks to Kerri
An angry Spam recipient leaves a calm, well reasoned voicemail to his spamers, sure to get him left alone, and not, say, a Crank Yankers-esque treatment in Flash cartoon for all of the intarweb to laugh at.
Stop sending me SPAM! [Kill Some Time.com] With thanks to Josh.
Not unlike :
·Support-ish
·Ask Sid
A simple and great Flash movie which seems to be a video for the Rammstein song “Feuer Frei”, German for “Go Ahead And Laugh, We’ll Shoot Those Stupid Jocks One Day While Planting Pipe Bombs All Over This Godforsaken School, You Just Watch Us, Now Open This Locker Immediately, The Air Is Running Out.”
German is such a complex beautiful language.
Anyway, this Flash is pretty clever with it’s chat speak-isms, and we like it a lot.
FeuerFreiMovie [image shack]
We’re going to level with you: we have no fucking clue what is going on in this Flash cartoon. None. We understood “chocolate chip cookie” and it ended right there….
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Burnt Face Man- a trailer for a movie that will not be made. We don’t want to oversell it, but it’s got James Van Der Beek in it. In Flash….
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We rarely link to Weebl and Bob figuring everyone on the net with two brain cells to rub together has seen it already, but History of the World: Part the…
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Big sister site Fleshbot points us to this recent Flash toon/music video from mrandmrswheatley.co.uk. Warning, this isn’t safe for work unless you work in one of those isolated military bunkers…
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We naively thought we were finished with the Flash election goofs, but no such luck: Liquid Generation presents us with No Sleep `Till White House, a rework of the golden…
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It’s a shame to peak at 6:50 am like this, but we enjoy the Flash toon Poodle Story from Joe Cartoon so much that we can’t put it off until…
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Important lessons about life and the mistakes we’re all prone to, from The Naughty Heffalump. Having children’s show characters go “adult” is a gag that’s a bit tired these days,…
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Unplugged Studio, the group responsible for that Seinfeild/Superman commercial from about a year ago, has lurking within it a rocumentary style flash called Rock Candy, and within that, a sweet…
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Urban legends in Flash. The Ohio Players one is fake. The Three Men And a baby ghost kid is actually a cardboard cutout of Ted Danson. The subliminal sex stuff,…
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A special treat for you undecided folks who find George Bush incompetent, John Kerry unappealing, and Ralph Nader insanely out of touch: a candidate who combines all three. That’s right,…
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Four clever flash shorts of office workers, rendered in typographic characters, who emote without language or dialogue. Sounds a bit dry but is fact very effective, and has won quite…
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Bunnies seem to be the new kittens. Bernard Derriman’s brilliant Flash video for the Lawrence Maddy remix of TISM ‘s Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me. It’s included…
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