Screenhead : Flash Cartoons

Viva la revamooción!

Dana Lyons' Cows With Guns very effectively given the Flash treatment. We don't know how fresh this Flash version is, but the song has been knocking around about a decade. If you don't recognize the title and you've listened to a "college" radio station since 1996 or thereabouts you'll likely enjoy a flashback. Holds up very well, particularly while trying to digest a hoard of barnyard animals as we currently are.

Cows With Guns [3dweb]

Not unlike : The Real Mad Cow

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head, I knew all the while I had nothing to dread

A pretty great Flash toon that lets you strip Santa naked. Kind of like behind the Sbarro at the mall when you were 12, but without that sour used Pabst Blue Ribbon smell, or the "quiet candy."

Strippin Fatty Santa [newgrounds]

The Real Mad Cow

We've seen a Flash of what Moby sees when he dreams.
We're still laughing.

The Real Mad Cow [pimpworks.org] With thanks to Dan

Takes us back to : The Hardee�s Western Bacon Thickburger ad: 56 grams of protein, the hard way

How to Kill a Mockingbird

A Flash book report on the immortal How to Kill a Mockingbird.
We'll admit it's been a long time since we've read this, but we have our doubts. For example, the book didn't look this thick. Also, the ninjas.

How to Kill a Mockingbird [Stanford.edu. Yes, the Stanford with the 17 Nobel Prize winners on the faculty. No, we don't get it either.] With thanks to Tian

The international language of poo

Those offended by the opposite of eating might look elsewhere... but then you'd be reading Defamer instead of us by now, wouldn't you. A Flash toon mediation on the public toilet. Oddly, it's the music that sells us on this one.

Mighty Poo Bachelorette* [magga flash]

*Anyone who knows the real title is encouraged to offer it up, calling us ignorant names while doing it.

Reminds us of :
·Which way do you poop?
·It�s time to get funky fresh
·Square one

Magical Encounter

A Flash cartoon with an important lesson for the holiday season : midgets are an untrustworthy, devious people. Never let one get behind you, perhaps consider stepping on and killing the very small ones if you can get away with it. Anything roughly Bono or under should probably go.

Mildly NSFW language, so cranked workplace speakers are not really recommended, unless you're working in Holland. Don't make fun of the shoes and Holland just doesn't give a fuck, does it.

Magical Encounter [Marsdencartoons]

Which way do you poop?

An important Flash for an important question.

Not safe for work unless you're Michael Powell.

Which way do you poop? [santoalt]

Please replace your seat to the upright position

In this short Flash, is the pilot :

1. Discovering a wasp

2. Finding out once and for all "what this shitbucket can handle."

3. Stevie Wonder

Drubk [lba]With yet more thanks to the mighty Ben.

Hell is other people

A Flash on the joys of apartment living, as illustrated by the great Burno Bozzetto.
We've had at least two of these people as roommates.

Nuero [Flashtoons]

More Burno Bozzetto

Communication Skills

Communication with others can be tricky
Ze frank teaches us how to deal with the insensitive emails of the co-worker in this Flash.

Communication Skills [zefrank.com] With thanks to Kerri

Wait, what was your name again?

An angry Spam recipient leaves a calm, well reasoned voicemail to his spamers, sure to get him left alone, and not, say, a Crank Yankers-esque treatment in Flash cartoon for all of the intarweb to laugh at.

Stop sending me SPAM! [Kill Some Time.com] With thanks to Josh.

Not unlike :
·Support-ish
·Ask Sid

OMG BOMB LOL

A simple and great Flash movie which seems to be a video for the Rammstein song "Feuer Frei", German for "Go Ahead And Laugh, We'll Shoot Those Stupid Jocks One Day While Planting Pipe Bombs All Over This Godforsaken School, You Just Watch Us, Now Open This Locker Immediately, The Air Is Running Out."

German is such a complex beautiful language.

Anyway, this Flash is pretty clever with it's chat speak-isms, and we like it a lot.

FeuerFreiMovie [image shack]

This too shall pass

We're going to level with you: we have no fucking clue what is going on in this Flash cartoon. None. We understood "chocolate chip cookie" and it ended right there. However we do find that for some reason we want an egg.

Dung [nartbox]

We had it filed under "Japan" when it is in fact Korean. Thanks to vzdragon06430 for the catch.

Burnt Face Man

Burnt Face Man- a trailer for a movie that will not be made.

We don't want to oversell it, but it's got James Van Der Beek in it.
In Flash.

Burnt Face Man [fat-pie]via linkswarm

Spinxter

We rarely link to Weebl and Bob figuring everyone on the net with two brain cells to rub together has seen it already, but History of the World: Part the Third is special, as it features a nod to pretty big meme, which makes this sort of a crossover thing. See if you can spot it, it's subtle.

Weebl and Bob- History of the World: Part the third

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