A Flash quiz/lesson which tests both your basic geek cred and time logged on the couch in front of shitty television shows hosted by Robert Stack. The soundtrack features death wail shrieking, so if you're watching this at your job, be sure to crank up the speakers.

Quickly, the calls are coming from inside the LAN party.

Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer? [malevole]

The girl in the image is 2004 Election holdover moppet Ilana Wexler. We chose her because she's spastic and adorable, and the guys in this thing all look to some degree like Oliver Platt.