Just because the 80s were 20 years ago doesn't mean you have to abandon the sort of guitar playing that says "hey! I never leave my room!" Mr. Fastfigner is the entertaining Flash animation result of all that pseudo Zen gibber jabber Steve Vai used to spout in guitar magazines. Go to the island of... Onanism, we guess, to get a few lessons from Mr. Fingers. Not as dirty as we just made it sound. Follow the one true path, and if you're good enough, or if you're Ralph Macchio, maybe, just maybe, you'll run into Nuno Bettencourt at the next Bar Mitzvah you're paid $25 to warm up for the puppet guy! Don't make eye contact with him until he's had some juice.

Mr Fastfigner