"has-been DJ and all-round desperate 'celeb', wrote a song some time ago, but discarded it as it was 'too gloomy'. Then there was the tsunami disaster. Bingo! A chance for MR to piggyback-ride his showbiz friends into the limelight. Here's our take on this story."

Mike Read - Soulfull Super-Hero [Dog Horse] (Flash)

A Public Service Announcment [The Wexley School for Girls]

Also, it appears we have a new abomination: Shrip. [god hates shrimp] with thanks to Franco.

Finally, Batman is fucked.