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Pregnancy: The Game
In which you’re a diaphragm and you must defend the egg from attacking sperm. If a wiggly does get past the goalie, you have to type out the word “contraception” before the clock runs out, or you’ll have mouths to feed. The game seems to take place in some sort of parallel nightmare universe where there is no such thing as either abortion or the noble handjob.
Pregnancy: The Game [Naive Amoeba]
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Screenhead is an online review of funny shit. Gross Photoshop humor, idiotic Flash animations, laughable Japanese commercials—updated twelve times a day.

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