I am Cobra Commander. I was oncssssse a man, and I approve this message
A special treat for you undecided folks who find George Bush incompetent, John Kerry unappealing, and Ralph Nader insanely out of touch: a candidate who combines all three. That's right, this year, vote Cobra Commander. He'll end Global Terrorism within 24 hours of taking office. He promises.
The one true Presidential candidate, Cobra Commander [Something Awful] via boingboing
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