Camel spiders can grow to be as large as dinner plates. Camel spiders can traverse desert sand at speeds up to 30 MPH, making screaming noises as they run. Camel spiders' venom contains a powerful anesthetic that numbs their victims so they can bite out chunks unnoticed. Camel spiders can figure out your PIN number. Camel spiders want Intelligent Design taught in schools. Camel spiders live on the souls of children and the salt of their victims' tears.

Watch a Camel spider eat a lizard, then in order to calm yourself down to the point where you can get on with your life, read the Snopes article which defangs some of the rumors, and then check out Camel Spiders.net for a few more facts on these amazing animals. By "amazing animals", we of course mean "fucking nightmare beasts straight from the Bing Crosby ring of Hell which should be nuked from orbit."