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Sometimes We Wish All Of Advertising Could Be One Guy Just So We Might Pants Him In Front Of His Wife And Children
We don’t see Saatchi & Saatchi’s “next generation” ad flier going anywhere good. Also, we flat out resent the implication that the only jobs white people can get are as pizza delivery boys. The white race has made a lot of progress since the 50s.
Next Generation Door Flier Hits [The Raw Feed]






Las Ramblas
Daniel Lee offers up a three minute short described as:
“When a guy returns from his trip to Spain, it takes him less than 30 seconds to annoy the hell out of his friend. If you’ve ever known someone who returned from a foreign country and pretended to be an instant authority on all things international, then this is the short for you.”
We’ve both done this and been seriously annoyed by this behavior enough to feel like an even bigger douche when we remember our doing this.
Las Ramblas [atom Films]



Intel: big smiles! BIG SMILES!

Tian tips us off to one of those ever wonderful corporate sing-songs, this one for processor maven Intel’s internal training in China. Imagine this thin slice of heaven coming at you over a cranky PA every hour on the hour:
Intel, Intel,
The place for you to be,
Intel, Intel,
The happy family…
The Intel Song [what tian has learned]
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