If nobody else can help you, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire… Pat Robertson.
God’s favorite moonbat gits `er done, Golan Globus style.
Pat Robertson: Sacrosanct Assassin [national lampoon]
Deep in what seems to be the Steve Carell version of a sugar coma, GorillaMask has gathered up a hearty helping of Robert Smigel’s Ambiguously Gay Duo toons from SNL.
The car still makes us laugh.
GorillaMask’s Ambiguously Gay Duo Page
Monster.com must be kicking themselves for not thinking of it first: Bumvertising - the homeless as ad space.
“A budding Seattle entrepreneur looking for a low-cost marketing campaign says he’s found an inexpensive and highly visible tool to publicize his Web site - he calls it bum-vertizing. Ben Rogovy, a 22-year-old University of Washington graduate, says the homeless and panhandlers are an untapped labor force, and he’s putting them to work.” From here.
That’s clever and all, but it’s no match for our suggestion of slapping beer ads on burn victims. They really catch the eye, don’t they?
- The PokerFaceBook Bumvertising site
Greg Pak’s infomercial spoof in which playwright David Henry Hwang (M. Butterfly, FOB) promotes a porn more friendly to the image of Asian peoples. Tentacles are not addressed. Possibly stars that one girl from that other movie, but who can tell since they all look the same, are we right fellas? Not work unsafe, but it features porny noises.
Asian Pride Porn [atom films]
A good chuckle is being had at R&B singer Omarion’s onastic public statement in the papers yesterday morning, in which he appears to be milking the terrorist event in London for publicity. Here’s a condensed quote from Reuters:
“Omarion was in London during the tragic bombings that struck this morning,” a statement by the singer’s publicist AR PR Marketing, released hours after the bombings, said. …Making no mention of the fatalities or casualties of the blasts, the singer’s statement concluded, “He would like his fans to pray that he has a safe trip and a safe return home. He appreciates your support. He [Omarion ] was in London for Saturday’s Live 8 show, his publicist Shana Gilmore told Reuters from Los Angeles. Asked why anyone should pray for him, Gilmore said, “He wasn’t hurt or anything, but just the fact that he was there and all that.”
“Just the fact that he was there and all that.”
Why, how dare he. According to Omarion’s website, he didn’t. More after the jump…
A hasty statement has been made available on Omarion’s website:
Contrary to statements made in the article, Omarion is in no way affiliated with the firm, AR PR Marketing, nor is ‘publicist Shana Gilmore’ a legitimate publicist acting on behalf of the artist. “Statements and sentiments appearing in a Reuters-syndicated article (Thu Jul 7, 2005 9:22 PM BST) and attributed to the American R&B singer Omarion were never made by the performer. Contrary to statements made in the article, Omarion is in no way affiliated with the firm, AR PR Marketing, nor is “publicist Shana Gilmore” a legitimate publicist acting on behalf of the artist. Omarion regrets any confusion and sends his thoughts and prayers to the families of the victims of this horrific tragedy. “
AR PR Marketing do list the May release of Omarion ‘s album “O” on their site as one of the projects they’ve handled, we did not find any other marketing firm connected to the album.
So? Well, we figure it’s like this: either Omarion is doing some mighty necessary backpedaling after one amazingly ass-headed statement, or AR PR Marketing person Shana Gilmore is clinically insane. We don’t know which one is the truth, or that these are mutually exclusive truths, and the second we finish typing this, we’ll likely forget both names completely until we get an angry threatening email of some sort.
· In London, uninjured singer Omarion seeks prayers [Reuters]
· Omarion online
· AR PR marketing
…so to speak. A gallery of couples busted while feeling romantic in the automobile. From some of the faces of the “participants”, we feel safe in claiming many brave photographers’ lives were lost bringing you these photos. Not all that worksafe, but not really porno.
Busted [Chilloutzone]
Unfortunately that Axel F frog ringtone thing is a massive hit, and so the inevitable wacky radio DJ hop-ons (sorry) result: “Following the mania surrounding the Crazy Frog ringtone, a bunch of DJs including Radio 1s Wes Butters got together to record an appropriate response. “
Against our better judgement : Pondlife - Ring Ding Ding [Wanadoo]
Jeff Gannon/Egghead from the old Batman show/Guckert or whomever presses his duplicitous yet well-toned ass against the outer limit of his allotted Warhol 15 with an appearance on Real Time With Bill Maher. Fish in a barrel hilarity ensues.
Gannon/Guckert Appears On ‘Real Time’ [Dem Bloggers]
Don’t click this link. It’s nothing but some pictures of collapsed arseholes.
Seriously, don’t click it.
Really.
Don’t click the link.
Why are you still reading this?
Bosje bloemen [jaggle]
A preview site for card trick instructional video series Generation Extreme with Brian Tudor. “Warning: Don’t buy this DVD. Almost no one can actually do the stuff you’re about to see…Minimum recommended daily practice time: 4 hours…. Throughout your training you’ll destroy five or more decks per day.”
We pity people who try to sell magic as edgy, as even their best efforts are futile given the fact that they are only ever one shy step away from Doug Henning.
Generation Extreme with Brian Tudor [Penguin Magic]
Via Monkeyfilter
The Racial Slur Database - best if used with small children.
And- The Absolute Bottom 50 Fetishes.
More togetherness on Screenhead
·Columbo the Racist Detective Cat
·Little Dolls
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Racist Cartoons
The nice policeman gives a gun lecture to the children. We don’t want to ruin the clip that we’re linking to by describing it, but we will say we love the balls it takes for him to keep referring to himself as the only one pro enough to handle the weaponry.
Teaching the Kids Safety [compfused]
( Freaky Leon .gif via built from scratch )
